Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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