I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
