I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
