That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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