Its about making memories worth repressing
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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