I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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