I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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