Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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