Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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