1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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