she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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