im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Those nachos came to me in a dream
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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