Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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