Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
no, he came in my armpit
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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