Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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