marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Randomize
