Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
