She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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