thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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