i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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