Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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