That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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