i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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