Do vagina's smell?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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