If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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