god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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