You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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