Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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