how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
