: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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