I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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