i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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