I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Couch. On fire.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
