well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
this must be what syphilis tastes like
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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