I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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