I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
