question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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