Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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