I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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