Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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