I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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