if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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