doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
