I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
