I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
