called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Houston, we have a blender
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
