his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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