Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up under a house in Key West
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