I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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