Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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